About this Venue
Food served 12 noon daily, pub, bar, live music, club nights, drinks, bookable function room. A MESSAGE TO OUR CUSTOMERS:- To all of our lovely patrons, to make life easier and more fun, when at the bar please do the following: Be rude, whistle, click your fingers and shout when you want to be se read moreFood served 12 noon daily, pub, bar, live music, club nights, drinks, bookable function room. A MESSAGE TO OUR CUSTOMERS:- To all of our lovely patrons, to make life easier and more fun, when at the bar please do the following: Be rude, whistle, click your fingers and shout when you want to be served. Don’t forget how blind we are… so wave that money! Order one drink at a time-then pay separately. Get to the bar and forget what you ordered, then proceed to ask your 10 mates what they want again. We love to stand around and wait whilst you decide… Fosters or Kronenburg? Complain about the music being too loud… then complain about the music being to low. If we say we don’t sell something, the chances are we are lying to you! So please keep asking for what we don’t sell (Stella please!). If we can, we will always serve you a cold beer in a warm glass. There is nothing on Earth more attractive than a drunk man…so whip out those o-so-witty chat up lines… us girls love it. The bar staff get paid far too much money, so please do not tip us it is just insulting! You are right! The head on that pint was far too big! Let me give you an extra pint for free because of our greed. We always like taking your money, but there is nothing better for us than you leaving your money on the bar in a puddle of beer… don’t forget to point at it, just in case we can not see it floating there. If paying on a debit or credit card, when it comes to putting your pin number in, ignore us and finish that conversation with the stranger next to you… or better go for a little walk. It’s fun for us to find you. I’m sorry you were correct! That was a £20 note not a £10 note! Please tell us when we close… I’m sure you deserve that last drink after time… why do we want to go home when we can serve you until you collapse! Thank you for coming and we cannot wait to see all of your happy faces again soon. Love The Enterprise www.facebook.com/camdenenterpr ise
