Luna

High price drinks. Disco sounds like Tenerife

I was trying to have a peaceful poo until mr blobby the bouncer kicked the door open, leaving me sat there... kegs down... bat out. So I shut the door, carried on with my business and what do you know? Mr blobby is back again to do try and get a another sneaky peak of old Rodger the todger. I mean i read moreI was trying to have a peaceful poo until mr blobby the bouncer kicked the door open, leaving me sat there... kegs down... bat out. So I shut the door, carried on with my business and what do you know? Mr blobby is back again to do try and get a another sneaky peak of old Rodger the todger. I mean if that's what he's into then that's fine but I just wanted to unload the log and get back to the darnnce. So yeah overall the place is a cracker, and if you wanna get your head stamped on by a bouncer for the bantz then Luna is definitely the place for you.

I have no idea why everyone hates this place! When I arrived the Bouncers examined my I.D like a fat kid seeing cake for the first time. They then felt my body... thoroughly. A Rather friendly gesture I may add! Upon entering, I proceeded to the silent disco downstairs. Noone told me it was hide and read moreI have no idea why everyone hates this place! When I arrived the Bouncers examined my I.D like a fat kid seeing cake for the first time. They then felt my body... thoroughly. A Rather friendly gesture I may add! Upon entering, I proceeded to the silent disco downstairs. Noone told me it was hide and seek night! I went to the bar, recieved a luke warm beer and danced the night away...