Kushion Glasgow

If you're looking for a good night, you'd be better off playing Monopoly with yer dug than coming here. I stepped inside, to the sounds of Chris Brown singing about ho's no being loyal (the first of 19 times this song would be played that evening) and looked around to find not one smile in a 300 fo read moreIf you're looking for a good night, you'd be better off playing Monopoly with yer dug than coming here. I stepped inside, to the sounds of Chris Brown singing about ho's no being loyal (the first of 19 times this song would be played that evening) and looked around to find not one smile in a 300 foot radius. I suspect that it is illegal to smile or dance or look like you're enjoying yourself inside this place. Instead, you have the wee dobbers with silver suit jackets and the young girls wracking up a big bar tab with their dad's credit card and you think to yourself "How has my life came to this? How did I end up in here? Where did I go wrong?" Typically, when thinking these things, you would try and wash these thoughts away with some alcohol. It would help if the Vodka and Cokes did not taste like a weird, syrup filled Barr Cola bad boy. The young men, swaggering around like how children make Lego figures walk, seem to be looking for a fight, but based purely on appearance as well as the manner in which the five of them throw punches at one guy, it does not appear that they know how to how to fight. This confused me. The dancefloor was empty. Everyone inside it seems, prefers to sit in a booth, taking pictures with big vodka bottles and again, no hint of any enjoyment or hint of a smile on their faces. The DJ continued to play the same 17 song Spotify playlist, the big deck-spinner looking like he wanted to jump under a bus the entire time. This place is pish. Do yourself a favour and go anywhere else. I will stress, I have been to this place quite a few times over the years due to the fact my pals somehow liked it. Each time I hoped that it would get better. It never did. Avoid this establishment at all costs.

Attended kushion on 6/4/19 and was very pleased with security staff the blonde woman wished me a happy birthday after checking my I’d which was nice. Bar staff were excellent! Very quick and polite. Music was really good and overall had a really nice night with lovely people! Also maybe a card machi read moreAttended kushion on 6/4/19 and was very pleased with security staff the blonde woman wished me a happy birthday after checking my I’d which was nice. Bar staff were excellent! Very quick and polite. Music was really good and overall had a really nice night with lovely people! Also maybe a card machine would be good at the part where you pay to get in as myself and partner made it by the skin of our teeth as we never normally carry cash. Thank you kushion for a great night!! We will be back!

On Friday the 18th January, 2 friends and I tried to come into your club. I was driving so obviously wasn’t under the Influence and we were told by a member of your female door staff “not tonight”. We didn’t cause a fuss and just walked away as we understood that it was busy. Friday the 25th of Janu read moreOn Friday the 18th January, 2 friends and I tried to come into your club. I was driving so obviously wasn’t under the Influence and we were told by a member of your female door staff “not tonight”. We didn’t cause a fuss and just walked away as we understood that it was busy. Friday the 25th of January we attempted to get in to the club again with a group of 9 of us this time round including myself. The same female member of door staff that we spoke to last week told us that your club “isn’t for you people”. As a group of all black guys this is not only racist, it is disgusting!! The fact the bouncers were letting all other white members of the public in to the club shows that this was definitely a discriminatory act against us and it is totally unacceptable. It’s 2019 and there’s no need to be treating each other like that, all we wanted was just a good night in Glasgow since everyone was recommending your club and clearly it’s not meeting up the standards. Thanks