We went to Bar and Beyond at around 8pm on a Saturday. It had a good vibe, drinks were half price, the night was off to a good start. You could see the place was going to come alive when the "club" section opened at 10pm. The crowd in there was mixed, trending late 20s if I had to venture a guess. read moreWe went to Bar and Beyond at around 8pm on a Saturday. It had a good vibe, drinks were half price, the night was off to a good start. You could see the place was going to come alive when the "club" section opened at 10pm. The crowd in there was mixed, trending late 20s if I had to venture a guess. The DJ was dropping some bangers, everyone was starting to get the taste for the music. However around 11pm things took a turn for the worse. In poured various teenagers, not a facial hair between them. Knee length coats fully zipped up, the heat was Sahara Desert level but these scrotes wouldn't be deterred. Apparently tying sweatshirts round your neck is a new trend as well as fully zipped up Michelin man coats. It looked like someone was filming Top Boy season 4 only with white kids from Chelmsford. Man bags were spotted, Moncler and Canada Goose galore. Someone was smoking Brian Clough in the smoking area. I'm sure a few of the lads were "sipping lean" in between sending hourly check ins to mum and dad. There was a guy who looked like El Hadj Diouf, he was alright and didn't spit at anyone. I left around midnight as the testosterone level was clouding the air, these lads were out to prove how hard they were by aggressively dancing with their fingers pointed. We left to go to Be At One, I'd suggest staying for the 50 per cent drinks here until 22.00 then going somewhere that doesn't look like GCSE results day in Moscow.
