About this Event

Its happening boiz n' gurlz

The night you've all been waiting for

The return of the TIME TRAVELLING BASS WIZARDS is nigh



Known to most people as the first words of their infant children, that echoing phrase they hear when theyre alone and try to ignore or simply the uncontrollable desire to skank where no man has skanked before, the TIME TRAVELLING BASS WIZARDS are a feeling. A feeling some have described as halfway between yoghurt and desire, others as everything good ever rolled into one disorientating whirlpool of custardy joy.



All we know is they're here



The Wizards are:



Eden Semicolon : raised as an infant by bass itself, eden may only be described as a pathological bass merchant delivering hot steamy choon injections wherever he goes.



Homogenous Bob : The thinking man's burning hot oil fire, bob's first words were 'm8 ur nan cant handle this booky gabba' before dropping a tune so unbelievably huge that all bread slices within 30 kilometers became toast.



MC Chicken Dipper : Known to subsist entirely on pingers and the occasional pringle, Dipper likes to crochet in his spare time and has been described by his peers as 'friendly'.



JOIN US FOR AN EVENING OF EARTH SHATTERING HOUSE, TECHNO, DISCO, TURKISH GROOVESTEP, NIGERIAN TICKLE WOBBLE, DUTCH PROTOPLASMIC HOP HIP, NEO CLASSICAL POST-FLAP, TECH HOUSE, HOUSE TECH AND SO SO MUCH MORE.



THIS WILL BE THE NIGHT YOU TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS ABOUT



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Tickets are £4 and £5 on the door after 11:30, there is an RA ticketing page y'all can use, or just give Peru £4 and he'll shove yer name on a list