by Callum Watson
It truly pains me to have to give this place a star, because they surely don't deserve it. I came here expecting to have a good time with my fellow african american friends and was greeting by a fat ugly meathead who said we 'weren't dressed appropriately' even though we were all dressed smartly (one of us had mustard huaraches but the rest of us had appropriate footwear) and after some back and forth between the bouncer and jamal changing his shoes 3 of us were let inside but the bouncer wouldnt let nate in because apparently it didn't look like it was him on the id (it was him they just think we all look the same cos were black) and so he couldn't get it but that wasn't a massive deal because we don't actually like him because he's a gay. After about 30 mins of dancing the bouncer came up and said our dancing was 'too tribal' and intimidating other clubbers and asked us to leave, we argued with them until the physically threw us outside, then i asked him what his problem was and he confessed "I fucking hate you smelly tree swinging niggers and never want to see you at my club again or i will wrap a noose around your ugly monkey neck and hang you on a tree until you die and pick cotton in hell until the end of time" as you can imagine i was very upset and ended up crying all the way home and was subsequently bullied by all my friends, they said i was a funnier joke than arsenal fc and now i am contemplating suicide so if you are black stay away from this racist club unless u want to be abused by the mean bouncers :'(

Oceana

127 The Parade
Watford, Hertfordshire
WD17 1NA
Phone: 01923 239848