by Dan Baty
I went to a place called vodka. I met with a lovely dogger. I fell down the stairs. Got hit with a chair. Now I feel like my life is over!

Rhymes aside, do not go to this place. It is literally where dreams go to die. Please. Whatever you do don't wait till the end of the night when they turn the lights on. The scars will stay with you for life. I promise.

VODKA Bar & Nightclub

Upper Brook Street
Winchester, Hampshire
SO23 8AL
Phone: 01962 852353