Toy Room

The worse club I’ve ever been too, was told we was on a guest list for my friends birthday. We was also promised a table and complimentary drinks. Queued up for over an hour to then be told there was no guest list and members only, then told we could come in magically without being members after a b read moreThe worse club I’ve ever been too, was told we was on a guest list for my friends birthday. We was also promised a table and complimentary drinks. Queued up for over an hour to then be told there was no guest list and members only, then told we could come in magically without being members after a bouncer remembered us and then half of the group was left outside and weren’t allowed in. We was then charged £20 to be pushed about and spoken to like rubbish, we were never given a table or anything we were promised. The music is terrible as well as the atmosphere. “High end” club definitely not, far from it. Waste of money and time don’t bother.

AWFUL AND ABHORRENT staff. The woman on the door with the blonde bob is clearly very insecure and has a chip on her shoulder- judging people when she is very very average herself. Will NEVER step foot in this club again which is a shame because once we did get in, the music and club itself is very g read moreAWFUL AND ABHORRENT staff. The woman on the door with the blonde bob is clearly very insecure and has a chip on her shoulder- judging people when she is very very average herself. Will NEVER step foot in this club again which is a shame because once we did get in, the music and club itself is very good but that woman on the door let’s the club down terribly, coupled with the unnecessarily rude bouncers. They all have an attitude for ZERO reason and need to remember they work ...at a night club not for the government� ....

Firstly...STOP POSTING FAKE REVIEWS! We know who you are, so stop it! Any positive reviews you see here are fake and were manufactured by the small team of minions employed by this so called “club”. So, where to begin... ah yes, the lovely door people. They give you a good look and you’re swiftly tu read moreFirstly...STOP POSTING FAKE REVIEWS! We know who you are, so stop it! Any positive reviews you see here are fake and were manufactured by the small team of minions employed by this so called “club”. So, where to begin... ah yes, the lovely door people. They give you a good look and you’re swiftly turfed if you don’t fit their very, very narrow bill. Unfriendly individuals who believe they have incredible super powers but forgot to take stock of the fact that they’re working the door at a crummy club that will close down in the foreseeable future due to unsustainable work practices. We were “fortunate” enough to be ushered in by a random promoter. Then we have the lovely security guys; basically like the gestapo, except less smiley. They seem to make every effort to ensure you feel unwelcome and inferior to the kings and queens in the “vip” areas (which by the way take up all the room so us lesser people have no option but to shuffle our shoulders together in an attempt to do something that vaguely resembles dancing). Then there’s the wonderful dress code. Guys, break out the oversized white shirts with ridiculous collars. Women, be born attractive. And by “attractive”, I mean a wannabe kardashian type. All others need not apply. Then there’s the prices. At £15 for a double, drinks are extortionately overpriced. And of poor quality. And be prepared to constantly have to make way for parades of idiots prancing about with bottles of dom perrignon with sparklers. Ultimately, if your dream has always been to at any cost appear as one of those cretins in the background in some dead-eyed rap video, then this is the place for you. For those with a little more intelligence who like actual music, dancing and real people, you should spend your hard earned cash elsewhere. London is a sprawling city with so much to offer. This place does its level best to tarnish that reputation. AVOID. AVOID. AVOID.