Firstly...STOP POSTING FAKE REVIEWS! We know who you are, so stop it! Any positive reviews you see here are fake and were manufactured by the small team of minions employed by this so called “club”. So, where to begin... ah yes, the lovely door people. They give you a good look and you’re swiftly tu read moreFirstly...STOP POSTING FAKE REVIEWS! We know who you are, so stop it! Any positive reviews you see here are fake and were manufactured by the small team of minions employed by this so called “club”. So, where to begin... ah yes, the lovely door people. They give you a good look and you’re swiftly turfed if you don’t fit their very, very narrow bill. Unfriendly individuals who believe they have incredible super powers but forgot to take stock of the fact that they’re working the door at a crummy club that will close down in the foreseeable future due to unsustainable work practices. We were “fortunate” enough to be ushered in by a random promoter. Then we have the lovely security guys; basically like the gestapo, except less smiley. They seem to make every effort to ensure you feel unwelcome and inferior to the kings and queens in the “vip” areas (which by the way take up all the room so us lesser people have no option but to shuffle our shoulders together in an attempt to do something that vaguely resembles dancing). Then there’s the wonderful dress code. Guys, break out the oversized white shirts with ridiculous collars. Women, be born attractive. And by “attractive”, I mean a wannabe kardashian type. All others need not apply. Then there’s the prices. At £15 for a double, drinks are extortionately overpriced. And of poor quality. And be prepared to constantly have to make way for parades of idiots prancing about with bottles of dom perrignon with sparklers. Ultimately, if your dream has always been to at any cost appear as one of those cretins in the background in some dead-eyed rap video, then this is the place for you. For those with a little more intelligence who like actual music, dancing and real people, you should spend your hard earned cash elsewhere. London is a sprawling city with so much to offer. This place does its level best to tarnish that reputation. AVOID. AVOID. AVOID.